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Man Blames His Cat For Getting Wife Pregnant

Mayukh Bari20 July 2020 9:37PM IST
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A man placed all of the blame on his cat for getting his wife pregnant. However only thing the cat did was to play with few packets of condoms. But the couple never imagined that the cat's action can get them into this much trouble. After five weeks later they found out about the pregnancy which they didn't plan.

A Redditor shared this interesting story on his page. His wife gave birth last year and the couple decided to hold off on child number two for 'at least a couple of years' due to the difficulty of the first pregnancy and of course the current pandemic situation.

Previously his wife used to take pills to prevent pregnancy but as she was trying to loose weight she chose an healthier substitute - 'condoms'. So they start to keep few packs in their bathroom cabinet drawer. Every thing was going well and as per plan.

However their 'genius' cat had other plans, with the man sharing their story on Reddit along with the caption: 'Today I f*cked up by letting the cat get my wife pregnant…'

The man posted,

So how did I f*ck up and let him impregnate my wife? Well, my first f*ck up was storing the condoms in the same drawer as the Q-tips, which he loves to get into and shred apart. He must have seen the box of Q-tips in the drawer when I put my rubbers away, because not even an hour later I stumbled upon a horrific scene of chewed plastic straws, shredded cotton fluff and shiny gold condom wrappers scattered around the gaping drawer that once contained them.

He put them back into their box without a concern. Later he used them that same night while having sex with his wife.

After three weeks later his wife started complaining of nausea and tender breasts. So she took couple of tests to be sure, and finally confirmed about the pregnancy. The Redditor explained,

We immediately shoot each a concerned glance as this ain’t our first rodeo, and she felt the same way before discovering her first pregnancy. We start wracking our brains wondering what happened when suddenly it hits me… that damned cat.

The guy ran to the bathroom drawer where he kept the condoms. He dumped out the box on the counter and started to inspect each packet carefully. He realised that several of them had scratches, teeth marks and even full blown punctures in them, and it soon became extremely clear how they had ended up in this situation.